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Tags: Christmas, dimmu borgir, Gift, Guide, logitech steering wheel, magic mushrooms, nude, star wars

Holidays are almost here and I have my name day the second day of Christmas. You know my names is Emmanouel but I have shortened to Manos for social reasons.  I can’t say I am a believer but I always enjoy when the ex’s call me for wishes and friends buy me gifts. Yes, I am a whore!

So I thought to make a list here of my idea for a perfect gift. Actually, I know that my dear friends read my posts so I will make it easy on them by letting them know what I want.

So lets start with an album.

Dimmu Borgir – Abrahadabra

Abrahadabra is the ninth studio album by Norwegian symphonic black metalers Dimmu Borgir. I have already downloaded the album and was totally blown out. The production is amazing, the use of a real orchestra and choir gives another atmosphere while the riffing totaly rules .  I want it in vinyl please. Thank you!

Logittech Driving Force GT.

I want this along with Grand Turismo 5 for PS3 please. It’s not the best steering wheel by Logitech but suits me perfect. And Grand Turismo 5 kixx ass but I will buy it my self, thank you.

Hustler Virtual Girl

The Virtual Girl Living Foam Doll is the first life size sex companion with Cyberskin lips, vagina, and anus. Made with life-like Virtex skin for Virtual Touch sex! She remains in a kneeling position and is about 3 feet tall. Not a blowup doll, this doll is lifesize and ready for action. The mouth comes wide open just like this, not puckered up. Lovely sculpted features true blue eyes, and cascading blond hair.

For 650€ , I can’t expect anyone to give it to me as a gift but there are alwatys cheaper solutions.

Pocket Battles / Orcs vs Elves

Pocket Battles is a fast n portable tile wargame. This is the second game in the Pocket Battles series. I already own the first game Romans vs Celts, so I desperately need this one too. Did I mention that it is compatible with the first one? It is,  so imagine the long scale battles I’m going to fight.

The Satanic Bible

The Satanic Bible was written by Anton LaVey in 1969. It is a collection of essays, observations and basic Satanic rituals, and outlines LaVey’s Satanic ideology. It contains the core principles of LaVeyan Satanism and is considered the foundation of the philosophy and dogma that constitute Satanism.

If you wanna buy me a copy of this one please buy it along with the sex doll, I have something in my mind……plleeeeeaseeeeee!

Psilocybin mushrooms

If you happen to be in Amsterdam, can you please visit a drug store for me? Buy me a box of Magic Mushrooms for 20€ and I can assure you I will totaly forget everything else I asked for this Christmas.

Darth Vader Toaster

If there’s something every Sith Lord knows how to do it’s make a balanced breakfast!  This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader’s helmet in every piece of toast. Ok, I know what you’re thinking – I am totally burned – but I’ll have Darth Vader helmet on my toast and you are not!

That’s all Folks

-manoc-

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